welcome.exe — RETRO//NET
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Welcome To
The Real 90s Web
Beveled buttons, hit counters, guestbooks, and zero border-radius. Built for 800×600 monitors and unapologetic GeoCities energy.
Visitors: 0001234 | Downloads: 0008921 | Guestbook: 0000456 | Since 1995
Site Stats
Visitors
0001234
Downloads
0008921
Guestbook
0000456
Since
1995
PAGES HOSTED
12,847
WEB RINGS
342
GIF ANIMATIONS
9,201
HIT COUNTERS
∞
Features
NEW!feature_1.exe
Beveled UI
Every button and panel uses Win95 outset/inset with proper border-color syntax.
feature_2.exe
GeoCities Energy
Marquee, rainbow text, construction stripes, and table grids—mandatory bold factor.
feature_3.exe
Table Grids
Alternating #FFFFFF / #E8E8E8 rows with visible #808080 cell borders.
How It Works
setup.wizard
01
Download dial-up kit
Grab the bevel CSS pack and tiled background starter.
02
Paste into FrontPage
Drop windows, hit counter, and marquee into your homepage.
03
Sign the guestbook
Leave your AOL address and join the webring.
04
Launch at 56k
Upload via FTP and email the webmaster when live.
Why Retro//Net
readme.txt
TIP: Authentic 90s pages use #FFFFCC notepad panels, table grids, and hyperlinks that never lose their underline. This is anti-minimalism by design.
- » Zero border-radius — 0px everywhere. The 90s did not round corners.
- » Pure RGB palette — Only saturated hex—no subtle grays beyond the Win95 set.
- » Instant transitions — Snappy digital motion. No smooth easing curves.
Product screenshot in inset frame — no border-radius, no soft shadows.
Guest Reviews
review_1.txt
“This page made me smell dial-up and Netscape again. 10/10 authenticity.”
Mike R. — Ohio, USA
review_2.txt
“My boss said remove the marquee. I said remove my job. Marquee stays.”
Jen K. — GeoCities Blvd
review_3.txt
“The bevel buttons alone justified the $29 Pro plan.”
Dave L. — AOL-4-LIFE
Decorative Color Squares
Pure 90s excess — beveled bright blocks (required).
Guestbook
sign here!!!guestbook.log
COOL SITE!!! ADDED TO FAVORITES
WHERE DID U GET THAT COUNTER???
UNDER CONSTRUCTION BUT STILL AWESOME
Webmaster Journal
MAY 03 / 98
Why your links must stay blue
Unvisited #0000FF, visited purple, hover red. Always underlined.
Pricing
pricing.xls
Basic
$9
- > 3 pages
- > guestbook
- > hit counter
HOT!
Pro
$29
- > unlimited pages
- > marquee kit
- > rainbow CSS
- > NEW badge
Ultra
$99
- > construction CTA
- > webring manager
- > priority FTP
FAQ
faq.txt
NO. Zero pixels everywhere. Read the design system.
Join The Web Ring!!!
Construction stripes + danger button + zero shame. Click here!!!
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